Last night I couldn't relax after work until I'd...
(via lothaintlucky) sadly, i can relate to this. i never thought i’d be like my mom when it came to cleaning……surprise…
in a suspiciously good mood
therefore, as always, i feel the need to write it down. i’ve had a semi-crummy week so far, and i was dreading work today because my boss and i had a scuffle earlier this week that was dumb (via email…) and she said she wanted to have a talk with me today. o_O..but she took the high road and asked me how she could help me instead of ripping into me for something that didn’t get...
yeahhh so your whole life you just wanna get to a...
and when you do you just turn into a bitch because you say what you feel always and life kinda loses its lustre when you aren’t trying to impress anyone. dammit life. your grass is never greener.
Every love song I write is for Linda.– Paul McCartney (via fuckyeahpaulmccartney)
So everyone mulls over what love is and comes up with these glorious romantic one liners of what love is, but I think the scholars would truly agree with me when I say love is simply being able to talk about your bowel movements and the person still finding you to be the most attractive human being on earth.
all my life i've resisted slapping the shit out of...
i still haven’t convinced myself that it WOULDN’T be amazing.
i live in fear of one day having to delete emails from my gmail account that is now at 20% of its’ full 7,422 MB capacity. they’re all “real” emails too, i have fine tuned my account to stay junk free. i’m holding on to the hope that they will upgrade before i reach my full 100%.
clientsfromhell: Client: “Hmmm, could you make it bigger?” Me: “That’s what she said.” Client: “You’re out.”
The Beatles - You’re Gonna Lose That Girl
Jeremiah 29 (NLT)
8 This is what the Lord of Heaven’s Armies, the God of Israel, says: “Do not let your prophets and fortune-tellers who are with you in the land of Babylon trick you. Do not listen to their dreams, because they are telling you lies in my name. I have not sent them,” says the Lord. 10 This is what the Lord says: “You will be in Babylon for seventy years. But then I will come and do for you all the...