it’s been awhile, so it’s long overdue! i know all you guys were anxiously awaiting my next rant, don’t lie.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SHUTTING UP ABOUT BABIES.
Like, I get it. I was cool once, when I never planned on having kids. I understand. They’re gross, newborns are ugly, I totally agree. But it’s just like the age-old christian/atheism debate where the atheists end up just as fucking annoying as the christians bc they won’t shut the fuck up about how annoying christians are and basically are just as self-righteous.
Guess what I do to annoying ass people on my facebook that post too many pics of their kid? Fucking block them from my news feed. I work in advertising, publicly known for loathing family life and kids. I already have to curb any kind of talk about babies around here and there’s literally a girl here that has a chrome extension that blocks babies from her news feed. So I hear it 24/7. I seriously got into a half-ass argument cuz it’s gotten past the point of awkward being a preggo person working here. not gonna even get into all the things i really want to say.
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON’T LIKE!
-everyone in the world
so tl;dr, shut the fuck up, you’re just as annoying. k thanks.
*brought to you by pregnancy hormones